Abba never sounded so good (or funny)...
Fernando Torres hasn't had much fun at Chelsea so far since his £50m move from Liverpool although Redsfans seem to be enjoying it if this video is anything to go by!
Gutted with the loss of their star striker, fans have seemingly dealt with it through the medium of music...
You played like a prat, Fernando
For fifty million quid I wanted so much more than this
For fifty million quid I wanted so much more than this
You got subbed again, Fernando
You were running round in circles, getting nowhere very fast
You were running round in circles, getting nowhere very fast
I could hear the discontent
And scousers shouting at you from afar
And scousers shouting at you from afar
You looked lost again, Fernando
For an hour Ancelotti kept his faIth in you
For an hour Ancelotti kept his faIth in you
Then he snapped again, Fernando
Hauled you off, brought on Kalou, and he was even worse than you
And I’m not ashamed to say
The way you played last night, it almost made me cry
The way you played last night, it almost made me cry
You won nothing in the air last night
You played like s***e, Fernando
Missing chances that my gran would score
You were p**s poor, Fernando
You played like you’d been out on the booze
Now there’s regrets
If I had the money back again
I’d buy eeyore, Fernando
You’re so overpriced, Fernando
Chelsea can forget their Champions League dream if you’re in the team
You play like my mum, Fernando
Do you still recall the frightful miss that went over the stand
Do you still recall the frightful miss that went over the stand
Your close control so awful
That you looked like you should be playing for West Ham
You won nothing in the air last night
You played like s***e, Fernando
Missing chances that my gran would score
You were p**s poor, Fernando
You played like you’d been out on the booze
Now there’s regrets
If I had the money back again
I’d buy eeyore, Fernando
You played like s***e, Fernando
Missing chances that my gran would score
You were p**s poor, Fernando
You played like you’d been out on the booze
Now there’s regrets
If I had the money back again
I’d buy eeyore, Fernando
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